By: Blonde Two
Every now and again a girl should stop and ask herself a few life-questions. These would include such quandaries as:
- Is a baby belly cuddly or just in the way?
- Do I really need to wear mascara?
- Am I allowed to admit that I prefer chips to sex?
- Is hoovering strictly necessary for happiness?
- How big are big pants allowed to be?
You know the kind of thing… well I hope you do because if you don’t that makes me a bit weird. What the list above doesn’t include however, is one of the most important questions of all:
Am I an outdoor woman?
We Blondes thought we would help you to find the answer to this most existential of questions so we have composed a series of pertinent daily self-examination exercises. You will get these over the next few days (sorry blokes – but you are welcome to play along). Here is our first challenge (comments and scores tomorrow):
What’s in your rucksack? (Answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’)
- A waterproof coat?
- A survival bag?
- A compass?
- A map?
- A tampon?
- Lip salve?
- Sun cream?
- Spare boot laces?
- A knife?
- A bobble hat?
A waterproof coat? YES
A survival bag? NO
A compass? YES
A map? YES
A tampon? NO
Lip salve? YES
Sun cream? NO
Spare boot laces? NO
A knife? NO
A bobble hat? YES
A waterproof coat? Yes
A survival bag? Yes
A compass? Yes
A map? Yes
A tampon? Yes
Lip salve? Yes
Sun cream? Yes
Spare boot laces? No. Arghhh, knew there was something I’d missed!!
A knife? Yes
A bobble hat? Yes, but bobble removed to fit better under waterproof’s hood. Does this still count? ☺
A waterproof coat? Yes, unless it’s on me
A survival bag? No (although I have one of those shiny things in my big rucksack)
A compass? No (they keep turning back to front on me and I haven’t got a new one yet)
A map? (Yes)
A tampon? If a spare pad counts, yes
Lip salve? No
Sun cream? Yes
Spare boot laces? No
A knife? No
A bobble hat? No
I’m not doing very well!
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