By: Blonde Two
Mr Blonde Two is very easy to buy Christmas presents for; he either likes things that are to do with chopping wood or things that are to do with riding bikes.
Among my favourite gifts for him are shiny things that will make him show up better when he is out on the roads. He has had lights, flashing lights, brighter lights, shiny tights (not many women get to buy their husbands those), rucksack covers … and now this!
I think I have the visible-husband thing covered now!
For those who like a bit of branding:
Lights – Exposure Joy Stick
Tights – Altura Night Vision
Blindingly Shiny Jacket – ProViz 365
ProViz means Mr Blonde Two favours visibility; to favour invisibility would I think be regarded as sinister. And yet, and yet… think of all those sold-out shows you could get into without paying; sips of wine you could take from the glasses of those spending more than you in a restaurant; sneaking into Cabinet Meetings and revealing to the world the even terribler punishments GO has in store for us.
And still the fictitious snow falls on Two Blondes Walking. I had the impression that the flakes were growing in size, leaving a pile of slush at the bottom of the page. This has not turned out to be the case.
An Exposure Joy Stick does sound sinister. Worrying too.
I definitely prefer my men visible! The fictitious snow now appears to be laughing at us Blondes. I predict that it will stop falling in the next 24 hours.
I’ll be chasing up those lights – my bike has abysmal ones. Besides, they are learning to fly – every time I go over a bump.