By: Blonde Two
There are plenty of foodstuffs that the Two Blondes like to carry in their rucksacks as emergency rations. Blonde One is more organised, but I think that some of mine have been in there for at least four years. Do Brazil nuts ever go off?
I have been trying to think of some occasions that we might require us to be rescued by an emergency salad, but have only managed to come up with three;
1. A Blonde spots a new pair of walking trousers but realises that they are only in the sale in a size less than her usual size … emergency salad to the rescue.
2. A Blonde orders a massive pile of cheesy chips at Fox Tor Cafe and a whole coach load of Blonde fans turn up. She wants to impress … emergency salad to the rescue.
3. All of the other food that is available has been eaten, down to the last Jelly Baby. A Blonde is getting very hungry … cue emergency salad.