By: Blonde One
It has recently been suggested by a very good friend that I might actually be a spy! My very good friend, Blonde Two, recently asked me if that was possible and suggested that I would make a very good one! These comments have got me thinking and the evidence does seem to be mounting in favour of me being a spy. If anyone would know whether I am a spy or not, it would probably be Blonde Two as I tell her most things. But does that actually mean that we are both spies?
Here is the evidence:
1. I like poems and Wordsworth was arrested for spying as he wandered around the countryside looking for poetic inspiration.
2. I like to wear disguises. I have been known to ‘go undercover’ as Harry Potter, the White Rabbit and one of the members of Abba (amongst other disguises).
3. I like to walk at night. Coleridge and Shelley liked to walk the South West Coast Path during the night and were accused of being French spies.
4. I have a long black coat. It’s a commonly known fact that spies must have a long, swishy coat which has a secret camera in one of the buttons, a secret pocket which contains foreign currency and a mini weapon sewn into the hem.
5. I have an acquaintance who has a job in Defence at Whitehall. I like to refer to him as a spy.
6. I have a secret life: how many of you readers actually know my real identity?!
7. As Blonde Two will tell you, I am VERY good at keeping secrets.
I think you will agree, the evidence is indisputable – I clearly am a spy! I am so good at it, that even I didn’t know!
What Blonde One doesn’t know is that she has been referred to as Moneypenny before now.
I think I’m getting worried by all this! As soon as I added my ‘spy’ post the computer crashed and I couldn’t get back onto the ‘Two Blondes Walking’ website for a little while! I was beginning to think that MI5 had closed us down for revealing too much sensitive information!
Better keep an eye on your dentist – he may have implanted a cyanide capsule in one of your back teeth?
Oh my goodness, don’t say that – I only went to the dentist yesterday!
Hee!
Hmm. Coleridge and Shelley? Surely they expired before the South West Coast Path was thought of? It wasn’t there when I walked from Exmouth to Portland Bill in the early seventies.
You’re right, it wasn’t named as the South West Coast Path, they just walked a lot along the coast in this area. Who knows, perhaps they even talked about creating a long distance route?
This is beginning to make sense now Blonde One!
Jelly Babies appearing in mysterious places.
Cryptic messages being sent like ‘be Jelly afraid’ ‘the Jelly Babies are out to get you’
Is this part of Operation Jelly Baby?
If we answer that – we will have to shoot you!
You are a very good wordsmith ‘raydavieswalks’!
Do you introduce yourself to people saying ‘My name is Blonde …..
You see, it is all making sense isn’t it?! I really must be a spy.