By: Blonde Two
As you may or may not remember, the Two Blondes have christened Blonde One’s lovely daughter “Little Miss Blonde”. As a big fan of the Mr Men (originals are best), this prompted me yesterday to look up and see if Mr Hargreaves had already invented this ditsy Mr Man (Miss Man).
Sadly, I was disappointed in my search so I switched instead to finding a couple of Little Misses who could represent the Two Blondes. There were some definitely unsuitable candidates, all Blonde;
Little Miss Brainy – she always has something clever to say. We Two Blondes love to talk (hence the blog) but I am certain that 89% of what comes out of our mouths or from our typing fingers is complete and utter nonsense. Neither of us are this little lady.
Little Miss Splendid – sounds like a bit of a snob to me. She has a gold bath and likes to wear her lovely hat into town. The Two Blondes are more used to woolly hats and a wet wipe around the important bits – this level of luxury is not for us.
Little Missed Period – I am almost certain that this one is made up. Whether she is real or not, she doesn’t look very happy and I think that we are both unlikely to be having that kind of surprise. Apart from anything else, we don’t spend enough time at home …
So those are the rejections but I think I have found the perfect Little Misses for the Two Blondes – see what you think …
Little Miss Sunshine – this is definitely Blonde One, she loves to play “Pollyanna” and find the positive in every situation. Little Miss Sunshine changed “Misery Land” into “Laughter Land” – something the Two Blondes seem to do a lot just by being silly.
Little Miss Curious – this must be me. I can’t stick to a route without finding the “interesting” landmark on the map (neither of us can). I also like to know everything about as many things as possible. Obviously, the result of this is that I know a tiny bit about lots of things but there you go.
My favourite Mr Man used to be Mr Bump who was somewhat accident prone but since I broke my ankle up on Dartmoor, I have avoided associating myself with him. Who wants to be blue and covered in bandages all of the time?
I would have to be Mr Clumsy! I have never failed to trip over a guide rope! I spill drinks, bring sheep’s poo or worse into your house, drop loo roll down the toilet, fold your map up wrong, walk into the wrong room in your house ( very entertaining that one ) do you want me to go on?!
There are quite a few others I think you are well qualified to be!!! Most definitely “Little Miss Busy” especially around the beginning/middle of May!!!! “Little Miss Chatterbox” – we know how much you both love to chatter!! “Little Miss Fun” and “Little Miss Giggles” – no more needed to be said really!! And lastly “Little Miss Star(s)”.
On a personal note, after my catalogue of disasters in hospital the other day, I think I am definitely “Little Miss Whoops” – I seemed to have gained that reputation around the hospital by the time I left on Friday lunchtime!!!!!
I now have an image of you all blue and wrapped in bandages …
Not far from the truth if you just focus on my leg – except black, blue, purple, red and any other colour the bruises decide to become!!!
Dear raycharlesdavies, yes please!