By: Blonde One

It has recently been suggested by someone very clever that the Two Blondes are in some way in charge of time and space. Well, I’m very sorry to disagree but this particular Blonde is most definitely not in charge of time. I have recently had the niggling hint that someone is stealing time from me. Here’s the evidence:

  • I seem to be the only one that doesn’t have time at the end of the day to do relaxing exercisy type things.
  • When I get to the end of the working day … well it doesn’t seem to exist … the working day doesn’t seem to end at the moment.
  • Last time I looked at the calendar is was the end of August and now all of a sudden it is mid October.
  • My watch seems to be ticking at double speed – 8 hours in bed at night has turned into more like 4.

Now, I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve this over the last few weeks but while I’m on holiday next week I fully expect the thief to give back all of the stolen time. I would like my week to feel more like 4. What do you think are my chances?!