By: Blonde Two
Blonde One and I have done something this week, that you lovely Blondees and Blondettes might be a bit shocked about. Please don’t be disappointed in us, but we have decided that the time has come for us to be more sensible, more self-controlled and … wait for it …
MORE BRUNETTE!!
I know that this will come as a bit of a shock to you all, but a girl has to grow up sometime. It was a big decision and we know that you will support us during this careful phase of rebranding. I am sure that you will agree that, “Two Brunettes Walking” has a certain grace and maturity to it. We are hoping that the new name will mean that people take us more seriously, and look upon our fledgling business as a steady player in the world of moorland enterprise.
Thanks for your support!
Brunette Two
April Fool????? At least I’m hoping so!!!! Xxx
Indeed – life over this side of the water is as Blonde as ever! x
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I can read a calendar too. Even if I took you seriously for a second such a metamorphosis would require radical surgery. Probably several transplants.
You gotta to be far far subtler. I have had one going for for seven or eight years – claiming I could write.
You are right, of course. We was just jesting!
But that one turns on you – ‘cos you can!
April Fool?
Yep 🙂 well spotted!!
Where you get those wigs, Blondex 1 & 2?
Whatever! B2GM is going to remain GINGER!