By: Blonde Two
Our mission… should we choose to accept it!
Date: Saturday 25th November 2017
Time: Morning… ish
Location: Dartmoor
More precise location: Confidential
Personnel: Two Blondes, ten Jelly Babies
Client: Confidential
Client Location: Up Country
Cover: Two ladies going out for a gentle stroll to include the collection of a few Dartmoor 365 squares and a lunch stop ‘somewhere nice’.
Disguise: Walking gear, cosy new Bridgedale socks and comfy-looking new Keen walking boots. Rucksacks containing secret ‘mission equipment’, waterproof jackets.
Non-permitted items: Wine Gums (Jelly Baby rivals), Polo Mints (B1 will tell you why), umbrellas (too obviously spy equipment) and men (or strangers, or strange men).
Activity: Confidential
Reason for Activity: Confidential
Activity Outcome: Confidential
Things that will happen if we tell you anything else: Bad things… similar to having hair that is a number 1.
This message will self destruct in 10 seconds… or was that millennia?