By: Blonde Two

We Blondes are quirky creatures so it is only to be expected that we would have quirky Christmas present requirements. We have written a list each but have a problem… Blonde telepathy has been playing tricks and mixed the two lists up. Your mission… and you have no choice about accepting it… is to decide which present belongs to which Blonde!


A new Kilner jar

A ferrule for my long walking stick

A mouse trap

A fermenting book

Something warm for my bottom

A cupboard empty enough for a paella dish

Flavoured coffee that’s decaffeinated

4 wheel drive bits and bobs (plus a mechanic)

A cabin in the woods

Some of the other Blondes’s paella