By: Blonde Two
We Blondes are quirky creatures so it is only to be expected that we would have quirky Christmas present requirements. We have written a list each but have a problem… Blonde telepathy has been playing tricks and mixed the two lists up. Your mission… and you have no choice about accepting it… is to decide which present belongs to which Blonde!
A new Kilner jar
A ferrule for my long walking stick
A mouse trap
A fermenting book
Something warm for my bottom
A cupboard empty enough for a paella dish
Flavoured coffee that’s decaffeinated
4 wheel drive bits and bobs (plus a mechanic)
A cabin in the woods
Some of the other Blondes’s paella
All Blonde Two I guess with the possible exception of the ferrule.
Guess again Conrad!
Oh dear! You aren’t getting any of those! You’re getting a