By: Blonde Two
Being a very busy Blonde (so tempting to slip in an ‘t’ there and turn myself into a ‘busty’ Blonde). I really appreciate it when I get a chance to sit down with a cup of tea and read a magazine (a rare occurrence).
Imagine then my joy, when today I settled myself at the kitchen table (obviously I had finished all of my housework) and opened up the latest copy of Active Dartmoor Magazine. Inside were all sorts of things that Blondes love; National Park Rangers, river crossing advice (stepping stones … argh!), Dartmoor clubs, Dartmoor kit reviews, a Blonde Dartmoor Bimble, Dartmoor endurance events, Dartmoor barefoot running (tempting) … wait a minute Blondees and Blondettes, let’s turn back a couple of pages. What was that … a Blonde Bimble? In print? With a map and pictures and everything? Now this is news!
You don’t have to be as excited as us but we would be flattered if you were. The Two Blondes have been published and one of our favourite Bimbles is there for you all to read in Issue 7 of Active Dartmoor magazine www.activedartmoor.com In the whole universe, there is just one Blonde signed copy of the magazine. It is up at Fox Tor Cafe if you don’t believe us. We are taking bids on it to raise funds for Ashburton Dartmoor Search and Rescue, the prize will include a tour of the DSRTA Rescue Centre (they have ropes and everything) and lunch at Fox Tor Cafe. Bids currently stand at £35 and bidding will finish on Easter Sunday.
There is a funny story to tell about this bidding but for now, if you would like the signed copy (I promise that it will be worth shed loads one day), you can bid here on the blog or via our Twitter account @BlondesTwo. Go on, you know you want to!
Is there any facility for very very ancient enthusiasts to complete the bimble in sedan chairs? No, I thought not. In that case all that remains is for me to dip into my baronial estate. I don’t do Twitter but I’ll bid £40 for the mag. Cash transfer is best if there’s somebody willing to let me have an appropriate account number and sort code.
PS: Writing novels has involved much research into women’s clothing. The red jacket looks fairly expensive. Please confirm or deny.
Excellent – bidding stands at £40 then. Jacket price will be revealed if you win the bid!