By: Blonde Two
B2: Good morning Blonde One, you are looking a bit fuzzy but comfy in your dressing gown.B1: Morning Blonde Two, is the coffee on yet? B2: Of course – let’s go and slump on the giant white sofa. B1: Do you not mean perch on that lump of granite that looks relatively horizontal? B2: No, this is a house and houses have sofas. You can sit on them and not even get your bottom wet. B1: So we aren’t on Dartmoor yet? B2: We are chez Blonde Two but the moors look lovely. Shall we go? B1: Can we take the sofa? B2: It won’t fit in the Blonde Mobile but I do know of a lovely cafe. My head hurts! B1: Do you remember not being able to find the restaurant last night? B2: It is not my fault, I wrote a route card but the destination was changed without warning. B1: More dynamic planning! B2: No surprise then that the restaurant was called “East in the West”. B1: Yep, enough to confuse eleven well qualified DofE leaders. B2: Did we really challenge the chaps to a night-nav-off? B1: You did! We have pencilled it in the calendar for 2016. B2: My head still hurts, shall we have a banana each? B1: Yeah! The Gatekeeper says that they are good for hangovers. B2: Right then, shall we go to Dartmoor? B1: I’m ready (looks at dressing gowns doubtfully) ONE HOUR LATER B2: Right then, shall we go to Dartmoor? B1: Yep, off we go. B2: Can you remember where I left the car last night?!?!?