By: Blonde Two
Hi there Blondees and Blondettes. Today the Two Blondes had an interesting, if a bit draughty time yesterday in the hangars at the Ten Tor’s Managers’ briefing at Okehampton Camp. I have stepped up, for this year, to be our Ten Tor’s manager and I have to confess that I am finding the whole “name-on-the-piece-of-paper” thing frankly rather terrifying.
I think I spent the whole day needing one of the nice army chaps who were giving briefing instructions to come over and tell me to pull myself together. I know that, with a big portion of help from Blonde One and the rest of the team, I can do the job but there are so many things to worry (and worrying is Blonde One’s job not mine) about that I have lost count.
All of the other managers there looked as though they knew exactly what they were doing. If they didn’t, they were hiding it well. Every time those 3 “R” words “Rescue”, “River” and “Regulation” were mentioned, my stomach contracted into a tighter knot and I started planning for all sorts of ridiculous, never-going-to-happen emergencies in my head. I don’t know if anyone else does that but it is a speciality of mine. For example, I know exactly what I am going to do if I drive the car into a river, if I find a man unconscious in the woods and if I arrive at work having forgot to put my knickers on that morning! Yesterday gave me a whole host of new unlikely to happen scenarios to plan for but I am doing my best not to think about them.
Blonde terror is a little bit like blind terror but has a certain element of hysterical giggling to it. I think the giggling with Blonde One is the only thing that is keeping me from complete panic at the moment. That and my new little Dartmoor Rescue fella – I shall keep him in my rucksack to remind me that (Devon forbid) should things actually go wrong, there will be help at hand. I know that I will feel much better once we have had our first training expedition and will just have to practise my meditation techniques until then!
Hmm. That rucksack just went up from 20lbs to 20lbs and ? ounces !
You are right – I have taken out two Jelly Babies to compensate (I had to eat them!)