By: Blonde Two
I won’t be on Dartmoor today. My car has gone to have some new shoes (brake ones, not stilettos). The other, slightly bigger issue, is that the moors have disappeared. The space where they usually sit in my ‘from the bed’ view is, at present, only a bank of grey cloud. I am hoping that this is because of the rain and not some odd Mayan disturbance in the landscape. Maybe readers in other areas of the UK could let me know if their hills are also missing. I am unsure of who exactly to call in this type of emergency; not the ambulance service, the hills are gone, not broken – the police are probably too busy – it will have to be Dartmoor Rescue, after all, who else would be able to rescue Dartmoor. I hope they have some good raincoats and some really strong ropes, those Mayans are tricky creatures!
My hills have also vanished. I thought we were safe from the Mayan predictions until sat up late late last night with hubby and a mate and I kept hearing these bangs and rumbles. Sort of like fireworks and thunder but not. I asked if anyone else could hear it and apparently not. Now I had had a few glasses of my homemade mulled wine so maybe it was all in my head, but now I’m worried that it could have been Dartmoor being ripped away from us 🙁
Lets hope not! My prediction is that it will reappear on Christmas Day!!!