By: Blonde Two

Blonde One and I had a rather exciting delivery this week from the lovely chaps and chappesses at Ordnance Survey. It came in the form of a parcel, the parcel was squidgy, the smell was of outdoor gear, there was a Craghoppers label and we could see blue…

The items within had to be jackets because very cleverly, Ordnance Survey had done their historical, empirical and biological research (they are good at that) and found out that Blonde One only ever wears blue waterproof jackets.

I have decided that these are rather special jackets, because from the moment that mine came out of the packet (that would be a jacket-packet), it has wanted to… yep, you guessed it, it has wanted to get outside.

If you don’t believe me have a close look at the picture above. I was trying to do the ironing (I really was trying very hard); the jacket jumped onto me and forced me out of the door.

What can you do?

PS People have been envying our Get Outside gear. If I sold mine on the black market, in fancy packaging, would that be a jacket-packet-racket?