By: Blonde Two
“How do you make a Blonde happy?”
The above sounds the start of a joke. If it is, I am afraid that I can’t remember the punch line. But I can tell you that Blonde One and I had a very happy evening yesterday.
Whilst we came to the conclusion that we were on the unusual side in our happiness requirements; it might benefit you Blondees and Blondettes (who are no doubt also unusual) to understand some of the key happiness-factors involved:
1. SORRY! THIS HAPPINESS-FACTOR ELEMENT COMES UNDER THE OFFICIAL-BLONDE-SECRETS-ACT AND I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT … YET! ALL WILL BE REVEALED VERY SOON!
2. Pub dinner at the Plume of Feathers in Princetown. A quirky establishment, but very much the place to be if you are a walkist needing to celebrate your day’s trek over a pint of Jail Ale (Dartmoor Brewery). We had Happiness-Pie and Happiness-Sausages.
3. A very dark night walk involving compasses, maps and a new electronic gadget. We Blondes haven’t been out on Dartmoor at night for far too long and it was just great to find out that we can still rock-that-nav-thing!
4. A flask of tea/coffee and a chat in the dark drizzle, on the wet grass, inside a stone sheep enclosure. This is possibly what we Blondes do absolutely best. We agreed that part of the enjoyment is the likelihood that no other Blondes were out doing the same thing; feel free, ladies, to prove me wrong!
So there you go! Now you know how to make a Blonde happy. Not so difficult really, time to polish off that compass?