By: Blonde Two
You might be wondering dear Blondees and Blondettes, why I have woken you up so early this morning. It is 04:35 hours, B1’s alarm went off about five minutes ago and we Blondes are now standing in the queue for the Ten Tors Portaloos.
The queues for the Portaloos are going to get much longer in approximately 28 minutes time. At exactly 05:00 hours, I will be brandishing a spatula over a steaming kettle, a splattering bacon pan and some slightly out of control eggs. B1 will be rousing teams, organising feet and gathering the troops. As we Blondes brandish and organise we will both be straining our ears for something very important.
SOMETHING THAT DIDN’T ARRIVE LAST YEAR!!
SOMETHING THAT SOMEBODY FAILED TO DELIVER!
SOMETHING THAT IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!
THERE’S GOING TO BE BLONDE TROUBLE IF WE DON’T HEAR CHARIOTS OF FIRE THIS MORNING!!