By: Blonde Two

If you go down to the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You’d better go in disguise!

For every girl that ever there was
Has gathered there for certain because
Today’s the day the Tarping Girls have their picnic.

Tarping time for all the Girls
Those clever bushcraft girls
Are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them pitch then pack those tarps away.

See them gaily tie the knots
Boy do they all love Ray Mears
At six o’clock they become Mummies again
It’s time for the school run
But they’ll be back very soon to play!